sosil and jaye

moving whirlwind captures home and sends spiralling through dimensional wormhole. occupants find themselves light years away from the familiar blue collar suburbia of hayward california and thrust into a whole new reality where there is no empty place upon which to put their feet. every step is tense with the mystery of the unknown. dare they venture to the dentist office in the early morning hours? what will the x-rays tell? dr ghassemi revels in the horror of gums weakened from lack of flossing. and by flossing i am not referring to making money. afterward we drift haphazardly through an innerspace of oakland detritus only to land in a small room with a grubby white counter, no, not mcdonald's, APM affordable property management in union city to sign a year's lease to our new three bedroom apartment. under no circumstances must we let them know that we are clean, honest, and punctual tenants they must continue to view us as suspicious islamofascists. do not mistake this for complaining. i am too tired to complain. soon we will have all of the space we need and filipino neighbors named sosil and jaye. chicken adobo is my middle name. there are some clothes that are too small to be worth folding. signing off now and to quote, "go easy, and if you can't go easy, go as easy as you can."